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PRICELESS, PRICELESS CONTENT

After reading my dashboard when I got into work this morning (sorry, boss!), I thought to myself, “I need to generate some content!”  Yes, that is what I have been giving to you via my blog.  Not posts.  Not spam.  CONTENT*.  And then I sat and thought for a while.  And what came to me was not content, but the fact that mere moments earlier when I was standing in the employee bathroom, I actually congratulated myself on remembering to shave my armpits in the shower last night.  And my tumblarity has never even approached triple digits so it’s not like I care at all.

YOU WILL GET NO CONTENT FROM ME TODAY, TUMBLR.

*Proof: A, B, C.  Need I go on?!

The greatest Christmas song of all time.  Don’t fight me on this, there is no debate.

nerdgasms:

So this just happened…

I hope you took this photo at the speed of lightning because the 10 second rule only lasts so long (10 seconds).  And that is more than two dollars worth of potato chip-like product on the floor there.

nerdgasms:

So this just happened…

I hope you took this photo at the speed of lightning because the 10 second rule only lasts so long (10 seconds).  And that is more than two dollars worth of potato chip-like product on the floor there.

Just FYI, today’s Gold Box deal at Amazon is Seasons 1-4 of How I Met Your Mother for $60 (plus free super saver shipping).  I certainly know people named Emma who think it would be a great Christmas present.

Just FYI, today’s Gold Box deal at Amazon is Seasons 1-4 of How I Met Your Mother for $60 (plus free super saver shipping).  I certainly know people named Emma who think it would be a great Christmas present.

vneckandacardigan:

reallykatie:

this woman’s job is better than yours.

Not like it’s saying much, but it is true.

I have to strenuously disagree.  There is no doubt that this lady enjoys her job more than I do mine, but I have a (TOTALLY RATIONAL) fear of animals with opposable thumbs.  Especially animals that have opposable thumbs ON THEIR FEET.

vneckandacardigan:

reallykatie:

this woman’s job is better than yours.

Not like it’s saying much, but it is true.

I have to strenuously disagree.  There is no doubt that this lady enjoys her job more than I do mine, but I have a (TOTALLY RATIONAL) fear of animals with opposable thumbs.  Especially animals that have opposable thumbs ON THEIR FEET.

Better Off Ted
Better Off Ted airs Tuesdays at 9:30pm Eastern on ABC.  It returns December 8th for its second season.
Official Description: They’re Putting Comedy To Work (this is why no one watches the darn show)
Starring: Jay Harrington as the aforementioned Ted and Portia de Rossi as his morally bankrupt boss.  You’ll like everyone else too, but they’re not really names (yet).
Awesomeness of Season 1: 8/10. The actors really elevate the material (which is in solid, goofy sitcom humor mode most of the time but throws a little subversive material at you just often enough to keep you on your toes) and really take the show beyond the typical office workplace comedy.
Good if: You miss Portia de Rossi on your tv screen since Arrested Development was axed; you’re into absurdist humor, sexual tension, bromances wherein NO ONE EVER UTTERS THAT ACCURSED WORD, cute children who are used sparingly, and cynicism; it’s hiatus (it is) and mother fucking Glee isn’t coming back until the middle of April (it isn’t), and freaking Lost won’t start for another month.
Bad if: You don’t like sitcom format no matter, you don’t enjoy gentle hotness, you were planning on using the winter hiatus as a time to “have a life”.
Bottom line: Better Off Ted’s 1st season didn’t exactly set the world on fire, but it’s a snappy little comedy that works very well at blending the kinds of jokey sitcom jokes that aren’t very in vogue right now with much darker bits.  Since no show in the world is going to be on for a while and Better Off Ted isn’t the kind of show where you need to know much of anything beyond a one line synopsis of the characters to figure out what’s going on, it’s the perfect time to give it a try.
Season 1 is out on DVD and the last five episodes of the season can be streamed on Fancast, Hulu, and ABC.com.

Better Off Ted

Better Off Ted airs Tuesdays at 9:30pm Eastern on ABC.  It returns December 8th for its second season.

Official Description: They’re Putting Comedy To Work (this is why no one watches the darn show)

Starring: Jay Harrington as the aforementioned Ted and Portia de Rossi as his morally bankrupt boss.  You’ll like everyone else too, but they’re not really names (yet).

Awesomeness of Season 1: 8/10. The actors really elevate the material (which is in solid, goofy sitcom humor mode most of the time but throws a little subversive material at you just often enough to keep you on your toes) and really take the show beyond the typical office workplace comedy.

Good if: You miss Portia de Rossi on your tv screen since Arrested Development was axed; you’re into absurdist humor, sexual tension, bromances wherein NO ONE EVER UTTERS THAT ACCURSED WORD, cute children who are used sparingly, and cynicism; it’s hiatus (it is) and mother fucking Glee isn’t coming back until the middle of April (it isn’t), and freaking Lost won’t start for another month.

Bad if: You don’t like sitcom format no matter, you don’t enjoy gentle hotness, you were planning on using the winter hiatus as a time to “have a life”.

Bottom line: Better Off Ted’s 1st season didn’t exactly set the world on fire, but it’s a snappy little comedy that works very well at blending the kinds of jokey sitcom jokes that aren’t very in vogue right now with much darker bits.  Since no show in the world is going to be on for a while and Better Off Ted isn’t the kind of show where you need to know much of anything beyond a one line synopsis of the characters to figure out what’s going on, it’s the perfect time to give it a try.

Season 1 is out on DVD and the last five episodes of the season can be streamed on Fancast, Hulu, and ABC.com.

What is Jonathan Taylor Thomas doing all over my Veronica Mars episode?

nerdgasms:

Look, I know I’m watching much more slowly than some people. It’s been a busy weekend.

He’s holding down the best episode ever, is what he’s doing.  OK, not the best, but it’s def. in the top 5.  Feel free to get back to me when you finish the episode and agree.

First drama flail for Veronica and Logan.

nerdgasms:

love-and-radiation:

I still really want to write a paper on how the show is this massive exploration of rape culture.

IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: How far along are you with the show? Are you streaming it online, and if so do you know where I can stream Seasons 2 and 3?

Also, yes. I have noticed these under (over?) tones too.

You’re going to notice a hell of a lot more of them.  Every freakin’ body is a rapist (to some degree) on Veronica Mars.  This was something I found somewhat interesting from 1x01-2x21 and BLOOD BOILINGLY RAGE INDUCING from 2x22-the end of the series.

It’s no Thanksgiving 2007, but so far I’ve been finding plenty to be thankful for.

It’s no Thanksgiving 2007, but so far I’ve been finding plenty to be thankful for.

"THanksigiibing is a time to go to a skeevy bar and dance to o Boon Boom Pow. Trust."

Me at about 3am.  I have my own version of TFLN, called Drunken Internet Postings From Last Night.  It doesn’t have quite the same ring to it, but it does have the ring of truth.

bonusjonas:

I was just told that my bros aren’t playing the Super Bowl, only the Thanksgiving Day football game! My dad said I can’t go to that game either.

I will stay at home and eat gravy. I will have my bitter tears for dessert.

Iiiiiiiiiiit’s theee moooooost wooooonderfulllll tiiiiiime ooooof theee yeaaaaaaar!

THIS SHOW, YOU GUYS. THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD.

  • Veronica:  Hey, are you picking your mom up from work today?
  • Wallace:  Yeah.
  • Veronica:  Can you do me a weird favour without asking any questions?
  • Wallace:  Isn't that the bedrock on which our friendship was founded?
  •  ...........................
  •  ...........................
  • Wallace:  My mom thinks I'm staying at Norman's house.
  • Veronica:  Who's Norman?
  • Wallace:  Norman is my imaginary, straight-A, Eagle Scout, mama's boy friend.
  • Veronica:  He sounds boring for an imaginary friend.
  • Wallace:  Mom seems to like him.

Now that the post is written, I must answer an important question: Job application or Veronica Mars?

nerdgasms:

I just watched Veronica Mars for the first time evar yesterday. It is so, so good. BUT, I need a new job. Choices choices.

I have tasted both and I can say unequivocally that finding out who killed Lilly Kane is vastly superior to employment.