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Won’t someone please hire this woman?  I need her on my television set 24/7.

Oct 1st

Route

Playboy Magazine: Mistake or not, what made you decide to go the rock-'n'-roll route?
Bob Dylan: Carelessness. I lost my one true love. I started drinking. The first thing I know, I'm in a card game. Then I'm in a crap game. I wake up in a pool hall. Then this big Mexican lady drags me off the table, takes me to Philadelphia. She leaves me alone in her house, and it burns down. I wind up in Phoenix. I get a job as a Chinaman. I start working in a dime store, and move in with a 13-year-old girl. Then this big Mexican lady from Philadelphia comes in and burns the house down. I go down to Dallas. I get a job as a "before" in a Charles Atlas "before and after" ad. I move in with a delivery boy who can cook fantastic chili and hot dogs. Then this 13-year-old girl from Phoenix comes and burns the house down. The delivery boy - he ain't so mild: He gives her the knife, and the next thing I know I'm in Omaha. It's so cold there, by this time I'm robbing my own bicycles and frying my own fish. I stumble onto some luck and get a job as a carburetor out at the hot-rod races every Thursday night. I move in with a high school teacher who also does a little plumbing on the side, who ain't much to look at, but who's built a special kind of refrigerator that can turn newspaper into lettuce. Everything's going good until that delivery boy shows up and tries to knife me. Needless to say, he burned the house down, and I hit the road. The first guy that picked me up asked me if I wanted to be a star. What could I say?
Playboy Magazine: And that's how you became a rock-'n'-roll singer?
Bob Dylan: No, that's how I got tuberculosis.

Oct 1st

What To Expect When You’re Expecting (a Vampire) I...

Sep 30th

veronicalovesarchie: Confession: I have never seen...

Sep 30th

On the one hand, I kind of love this spread that Tim Burton...

Sep 29th

I got this J Crew Sweepstakes offer in my inbox this...

Sep 29th

Things I miss

georgiegirlnyc: Being able to use the word ‘fortnight’ without people staring blankly at me. It...

Sep 28th

My mom and I are rocking a hotel picnic for lunch: green grapes, baby carrots, kashi crackers, and a...

Sep 26th

I SEEM TO BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME IN...

My mom and I are heading to Jersey very soon for a little long weekend bonding time.  We’re...

Sep 24th

“Emma, your eyes are still open, I’m proud! [Looks at...”
— -My coworker. I think...

Sep 22nd

jamesnord: i think i started to convince dylan and his...

Sep 22nd

“Me again. Better than last year, innit though? ...”
— Ricky Gervais at the Emmys

Sep 21st

SETTING: A BEE HAS FLOWN INTO THE HOUSE

Elliott: I went in there and there was a bee the size of a pterodactyl flying around in the kitchen.
Elliott: And [Kathryn's] parents were in their all, "Oh, Elliot, please save us!!!!!"
Elliott: And I swatted it down like Andre Agassi.

Sep 21st

Flash Forward Flash Forward airs Thursdays at 9pm Eastern...

Sep 18th

We’re coming for you, Indiana!

Sep 18th

How we live now.  (via)

Sep 18th

The Gelateria del Leone changed my life today: London Fog...

Sep 18th

Good morning from St. Louis!  Unpopular opinion: I freaking...

Sep 17th

fuckyeahmindy: Kelly: So then the next movie moves to the...

Sep 17th

vneckandacardigan: kvknowsherfun: Hearts to NPH and all...

Sep 15th

Vampire Diaries The Vampire Diaries airs Thursdays at 8pm...

Sep 15th

I spent 72 hours in NYC and neglected to take a single picture.  I did come home with a pretty...

Sep 15th

mascarah: Ummmm….yah… That about sums it up.

Sep 15th

caryrandolph: The cure for anything is salt water. Via.

Sep 13th

We are being forced to watch Seven Pounds by the evil...

Sep 11th

SOOKEH IS MAHN

I just realized I’ll be in NYC when the True Blood finale airs on Sunday night.  I hope my...

Sep 10th

I'm currently listening to the President...

My two favorite things.

Sep 10th

GLEE AIRS ITS SECOND EPISODE TONIGHT AT 9pm ON FOX My love...

Sep 9th

Melrose Place Melrose Place airs Tuesdays at 9pm Eastern on...

Sep 9th

Baby Mama I would not lie to you.

Sep 9th

Listen

Dangle | The Daylight Titans I may not have forgiven Veronica Mars yet for promising to repeat the...

Sep 9th

megalong: This is ridiculous. Can we be mature and just say...

Sep 8th

You caught me...

vneckandacardigan: I am indeed watching the 1998 Disney Channel movie Brink. Brink: Yo Dad, what...

Sep 7th

A STORY ABOUT HOW I CAME TO BE THE WAY...

Liz: Ugh, I don't really want to go out drinking tonight.
Me: Me neither, I ate way too much at dinner and I feel sick.
My mom: Liz - Emma needs to jog downtown tonight.
Me: Not unless you want me to barf.
My mom: You'd probably feel better.
Liz: Yeah, c'mon Emma, boot and rally.
Me: I think that's actually called bulimia, guys.
My mom: Meh.

Sep 6th

FYI: Pancake syrup ≠ maple syrup.

Sep 5th

Though it might be is a bit premature to say so, I plan to...

Sep 4th

Nothing is better than a long weekend except a long weekend...

Sep 4th

Is that a pumpkin spice latte you smell in the crisp...

Sep 2nd

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Sep 2nd