January 2009
25 posts
RE: My imminent departure
Liz: I'm going to have 0 friends for 3 months.
Me: What about [Redacted] and [Redacted]?
Liz: [Redacted]'s only communication is sending me videos of girls showing off their boobs and [Redacted] is more interested in trees than friends.
Liz: Plus, if we hang out with [Redacted], he brings Boring Tommy along. I expected [Redacted] to have funny friends.
FILE UNDER: THINGS I WILL MISS MOST ABOUT THE US
Liz: I keep forgetting to watch Psych on Friday nights. Thank goodness for Hulu.
Me: Hulu is the light of my life.
Your Winter | Sister Hazel
Ah, Jr. High. Good,...
NOT A RHETORICAL QUESTION
COWORKER: Emma, do you know how to make copies?
ME: ...
COWORKER: ...
“I’ve learned that you should always wear underwear no matter where you go....”
– Emma “niece of Julia” Roberts on what she’s learned from other young stars’ mistakes. Cute interview, she sounds like an actual person. (via)
“Someone just told me I have a good heart. SUCK ON THAT!”
– Violet
WAIT A SECOND...
Excuse me, but - am I to believe that we were supposed to actually think that Joaquin Phoenix has retired from acting to become a rapper? I didn’t even know that this was supposed to be a hoax, I thought that as everyone knew Casey Affleck was MAKING A MOVIE OF IT, it was a known fact that this is a joke. What’s going on here? (via)
TO THE PERSON WHO JUST CALLED MY COWORKER'S DESK...
She’s away from her desk, idiot! You are interrupting my perusal of Michael Ausiello’s spoiler column.
“This has been tougher than finding a commerce secretary.”
– President-elect Obama on his search for the First Dog. (via)
“Oscar-winning actress Emma Thompson recently confirmed she won’t return as Sybil...”
– Old news, it seems. But new (and lame!) to me. (via)
Bob Iger Rocks Disney →
A fascinating article about the Disney head honcho. Bonus points to the author for calling the Jonas Brothers a “collectible-lunchbox-cute trio, with a median age of 18”.
