December 2009
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DON'T formspring.me
love you guys, but…
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Okay. I’m just gonna come out and say it. This is a singing competition. I don’t...
– (via megalong)
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You and me and Joshua Tree make three.
Chick in ugly cardigan: I hate to be a bitch, but this guy spilled his drink all over my coat, and I want you to do something about it. Look. [Brandishes peacoat.] There is, like, tonic all over my coat. And HE did it. [Points to my date.]
Totally rad bartender: I know this isn't what you want to hear, but shit happens.
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[I happen to LIKE being a bitch. It's a personal preference.]
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PRICELESS, PRICELESS CONTENT
After reading my dashboard when I got into work this morning (sorry, boss!), I thought to myself, “I need to generate some content!” Yes, that is what I have been giving to you via my blog. Not posts. Not spam. CONTENT*. And then I sat and thought for a while. And what came to me was not content, but the fact that mere moments earlier when I was standing in the employee bathroom,...
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