January 2010
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HEY, I'M WILLING TO TRY ANYTHING TO GET A JOB
ME: I'm trying to write cover letters and having a bitch time of it.
LIZ: I hate cover letters.
ME: I just never know what to say.
LIZ: hi
LIZ: my name is emma
LIZ: i would like to work for you
ME: please
LIZ: I keep a neat desk, and my personal hygiene can be excellent.
ME: As you can see, I am very polite and also adept at spelling my own name.
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Confession Thursday
Funny you should ask that, as my WSJ yesterday totally schooled me on my laundry practices. The Great American Soap Overdose. They even included a graphic to show me with pictures, just how stupid I am.
jesssica:
Word. As long as you use soap they get clean, right? This drives Dan absolutely nuts about me.
jss:
I don’t, nor do I ever intend to, separate my colors and my whites.
It’s a...
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Anonymous asked: Seen any qt boyz lately?
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Ask Me Anything. →
I’m stuck at work, my throat is sore, and I just found out that I missed the season 3 premiere of Damages last night. Bummer.
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SOMEONE'S GOT HER SASSY PANTS ON TODAY!
Me: Hey! So, you kick that paper's ass?
Kelley: Yeah, I'm working on it.
Me: You sound super thrilled.
Kelley: I guess gchat is good for conveying tone after all.
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Apple to End AT&T iPhone Exclusivity →
Things are looking up for old Liz Lemon!
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“Our web application support team doesn’t know html or javascript, can you redo...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Did I mention that I’ve been assigned the job of creating our company’s website, lest we have to pay some hick $1500 to make one straight out of 1994? I just ordered a copy of Dreamweaver CS4 for Dummies from Amazon and then I’m going to use the 30 day free...
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IN MY MIND SHE'S MARRYING STARBURNS
Jimmy: omg [a high school friend of ours] is engaged!!
Me: To whom?!?!
Jimmy: idk but he has sideburns up the ying yang though
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So, if a copywriting job requires basic knowledge and understanding of fine wine I can totally apply since I laugh when my grandma orders wine and then says “drink no noir, pinot noir”, right?
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mascarah:
Shania Twain - Whose Bed Have Your...
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“now my whole take on, y’know, the gay rights issues, particularly gay marriage,...”
– aziz ansari; intimate moments for a sensual evening (via sassattack)
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I'M HAVING QUITE THE DRAMATIC AFTERNOON ON GCHAT
Me: [about to shut down my computer] Shouldn't you be on an airplane right now?
My friend: No? My plane doesn't leave until tomorrow.
Me: The itinerary you sent me said you're flying back today.
My friend: Shit.
Me: Monday, January 18, 2010. I was just about to leave for the airport!
My friend: Shit.
Me: Like seriously, keys in hand, hahahaha.
My friend: Shit, you were right. Shit.
Me: Are you supposed to be on a plane?!
My friend: Yes.
Me: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend: Shit.
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Viva la weekend!
I only have a two-day weekend, but I’m still pretty darn excited. And we’re kicking it off right with work sponsored drinks (an hour and a half before I normally leave)!
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“Whenever I run on the treadmill, I feel closer to death.”
– Jenn. For the record, this is not as opposed to running outside, but as opposed to NOT running on the treadmill.
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bananak asked: Your favourite piece of clothing. Pics preferable.
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“Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods,...”
– Grace, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (via magara)
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bitsofjess asked: Favorite song of all time- go!
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“The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn’t the Tonight Show. Also, if I accept this...”
– Conan O’Brien in his super classy open letter regarding why he will not be hosting The Tonight Show if it moves back half an hour. (via)
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THIS IS WRINKLING MY BRAIN
I leave tumblr unattended for 10 minutes and all of a sudden, down is up and wrong is right. Then again, I used to think my gen 4 ipod was ‘too thin’, so. CHANGE IS DIFFICULT FOR ME TO DEAL WITH.
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Even though I totally told you guys NOT to... →
I guess you better ask me some stuff because the alternative is me dying of boredom.
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It’s totally grass-is-always-greener of me, and is also ridiculous because I am leaving in ONE HOUR for one of my top 5 favorite places of all time and am stupidly excited, but even so - can I just say that I am jealous of where everyone else is right now?
James Nord is posting all these awesome pictures from Killington and one of my bosses is gearing up to run the Disney World Marathon...
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