My favorite cousins are expecting a baby (vampire) and last month they sent me a copy of the 13 week ultrasound.  They went for the 17 week ultrasound yesterday and found out the sex of the baby.  WHICH I NOW KNOW!!!  But I’m not allowed to tell anyone because if I tell a single family member, everyone will know, and my cousin wants to call and tell our grandmother before he lets everyone else in on the news.  Because there will be hell to pay if our grandma finds out from ANYONE but him.

BUT AS SOON AS THEY TOLD ME IT WAS A SECRET, I WANT TO SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS!!!!  Don’t ever tell me anything, is what I’m saying.  And if you are in human resources at the CIA, I would just toss my resume right into the garbage.