paperbuildings | malfoyy | thedailywhat [via.]
I wish that balloon kid had walked up behind his folks in the middle of it all, drinkin’ a Pepsi, like, “WHAT’S UP WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LOOKIN’ AT. HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKER REALLY TOOK OFF DIDN’T IT. NO ONE COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT AM I RIGHT. HOW COME ALL THESE COPS ARE HERE. DID DAD SET THE BARN ON FIRE TRYING TO “PHONE HOME” AGAIN. FOX MULDER MOTHERFUCKER. WELP IMMA GO INSIDE MY CARTOONS ARE ON, LET ME KNOW IF THE SHIT GETS REAL SEE YOU BITCHES ON THE FLIP SIDE.”